Saturday, March 8, 2014

All Men Want Virgins?

A reply to a comment;
All men want virgins just like all men want manual windshield wipers. The idea of the virgins is a common male desire but is in and of itself a futile attempt to satisfy the ego of a small man who can't take the sexuality of a strong independent woman. Men will rarely consider a virgin anyway since they are scared off when they actually meet one or don't realize a virgin is higher maintenance then the so called "sluts" he usually beds.

Virgins are the best, the only people who don't want virgins are men that are gay, have serious issues with self image (possibly related to a single mother or beta father), or a really nice guy who only wants sex but doesn't want to take your virginity. You can teach a virgin everything, you can love a virgin with all your heart, you give a virgin a good amount cunnilingus without worrying how many other people have came inside of her, you can kiss her without worrying about how dicks have been in there, and you can rest assured that you will almost always have a long and fruitful marriage that will result in the happiest times of your life. The only thing a virgin brings in opposition to this is the fact that you can love them so much and they can betray you and hurt you more than any street whore ever could. Another opposition, but technically positive, is that a virgin has the potential to also be your best friend that you feel connected to as if you had your souls sewn together with the red string of fate and then later in life she might die first and then you lose your best friend in the whole world. <- While saying this I will admit to the near impossibility of this happening in America or other countries rules by feminist doctrine.

I am now 40 years old and well established in a good law firm with enough clients that I can take with me that I am bound to get my name on the door in the next five years. Making 90,000 a year salary and another 125,000 for commissions, more likely to be half of that though. Yet the only time I have had a virgin was in high school and since she was a whore in disguise the relationship never lasted anyway. This is my advice men, if you want a virgin you need to work on getting them in high school or college. My current wealth is enough to get a constant stream of 20 year old's in and out of my house with a simple phone call, but a virgin is different. A virgin is one of two things, A whore in disguise(WiD) or Actually innocent. Virgins are not those who keep it because of some vow they made to god or their future husband, those are just women who will becomes whores very quickly and will likely cheat... Money doesn't help very much in finding an innocent virgin, so there is always the options to buy one. HOLD! I am not speaking about sex trafficking or paying some crooked orphanage to have a kid go missing. No! What I am saying is that you need to find a traditional family, even if it is out of your country, and spend your money to establish yourself as a suitable arraigned marriage partner. They will strictly shelter the female until her legal age of consent, some countries it is 12 and others it is 14 and some are 16 and some have no consent age at all, but after she reaches that age she is yours. Bam a virgin of the utmost quality and you can focus on your career instead of taking the higher advice of "get one in high school or college", please don't forget by the time college starts your odds are reduced greatly and if you get one in high school it is recommended to knock her up and get a job while she stays home since it has been reported that over 95% of teenage sweetheart relationships end in college, with 81% ending because of female infidelity - 14% ending because of men wishing to build friendship with other men - 5% ending because of male infidelity. Although you should only knock her up if she is an innocent virgin, since a WiD will release their true colors in college but an innocent must be converted, and we all know that you can't convert somebody who isn't able to hear you.

So Three questions to men who want virgins;
1) Overall do you agree with my stance on the first paragraph, why or why not (please include counter arguments for why not)

2)Do you agree with my definition above about virgins being either "Whores in disguise" or "innocent". That simple belief of saving it is just a future whore, a real virgin of value for long term relationships is one who doesn't have to even think about saving it for her special someone, she just does it innately as if past generations of ancient women are giving her subconscious guidance.

3)Would you rather buy, arrange, a virgin or would you rather try your luck to find one in high school? I will also mention try your luck in college, almost impossible, and try your luck outside of school (again almost impossible except if you are a high school teacher)